[ ABOUT US ]
Founded in a basement by three guys who couldn't tell a neural network from a fishing net, Goondogs, LLC has somehow become the premier provider of AI-generated adult content that makes traditional sites look like they were written by Sunday school teachers.
Our team of semi-trained AIs have been fed nothing but romance novels with the covers torn off, late-night cable TV transcripts, and that folder everyone keeps hidden on their hard drive. (Must be 18+ to use our services. No seriously, legalities aside, the iPad has fried your brain enough—don't let AI slop ruin whatever's left of your dopamine receptors.)
We specialize in generating images for those niche fetishes you didn't even know existed until you found our site. Our developers have seen things they can never unsee, but your satisfaction is worth their ongoing therapy.
[ OUR CUTTING-EDGE SERVICES ]
- AI-Generated "Romance" Stories That Would Make Your Grandmother Faint
- Machine Learning Pickup Lines Too Risqué For Dating Apps
- Custom Adult Content That Somehow Always Involves Plumbers
- Automated Steamy Fanfiction About Your Favorite Characters
- Adult Chat AI That Always Awkwardly Changes The Subject
- Niche Fetish Image Generation For Things You're Too Embarrassed To Google
[ NICHE FETISH SPECIALISTS ]
Our proprietary AI image generators have been trained on the darkest corners of the internet to create unique adult imagery that even the most adventurous humans haven't imagined yet.
From tentacles to impossible anatomies, from niche scenarios to combinations of interests that make our developers question their career choices - we're your one-stop shop for visual content that other AI companies are too afraid to generate.
Our motto: (as long as it's legal, we have lawyers who make us say that).
[ ACTUAL CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS* ]
"Their AI wrote me a story so steamy I had to read it in an ice bath." - Anonymous Customer
"I requested an image of a very specific scenario involving three tentacles and a vintage toaster. Not only did they deliver, but now I have a new wallpaper for family gatherings." - Enthusiastic Customer
"I requested 'gentle romance' and got something that would make 50 Shades look like a children's book." - Shocked But Not Disappointed
*AI-generated testimonials. Real humans are too embarrassed to admit they use our services.
[ CONTACT US... IF YOU DARE ]
Email: [email protected]
Phone: We're legally advised not to maintain a phone number. Something about "evidence" and "plausible deniability."
Address: Suite 404, Error Building, Not Found Street, The Internet