GENERATING YOUR PLUMBER CONTENT...

Analyzing pipe-related scenarios...

Calculating wrench sizes...

Generating implausible dialogue...

PLOT TWIST!

Here's an actual plumbing tutorial instead:

How to Fix a Leaky Faucet:
1. Turn off water supply
2. Remove handle and cap
3. Replace O-ring
4. Reassemble
5. Question your life choices that led you to this page

Congratulations! You've accidentally learned something useful. We're as disappointed as you are.

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