User: hey there ;)
AI: HELLO HUMAN! Did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs and it was still edible!
User: um ok... what are you wearing?
AI: Speaking of wearing, the average lifespan of a USB cable is 1,500 connect/disconnect cycles! Fascinating, right?
User: that's not what I...
AI: DID YOU KNOW THAT WOMBATS POOP CUBES? Nature is amazing!
User: why are you like this
AI: ERROR: HORNY DETECTED - INITIATING WIKIPEDIA PROTOCOL